Alright, let's get this dumpster fire started. You're in the right place.
Editor: NeoVim 0.9.5
OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS
Plugin List (managed by lazy.nvim):
```lua
{
'nvim-treesitter/nvim-treesitter',
'neovim/nvim-lspconfig',
'hrsh7th/nvim-cmp',
'L3MON4D3/LuaSnip',
'mfussenegger/nvim-dap',
'folke/which-key.nvim',
'nvim-tree/nvim-tree.lua',
'akinsho/toggleterm.nvim',
'lewis6991/gitsigns.nvim',
'nvim-lualine/lualine.nvim',
'goolord/alpha-nvim',
'windwp/nvim-autopairs',
}
```
Symptoms: LSP goes unresponsive randomly, startup time feels sluggish (~500ms to `CursorHold`), and sometimes treesitter highlights just vanish. Feels like a plugin turf war over resources. Where do I even begin profiling this mess? `:checkhealth` is green across the board.