Just spent a month letting these three "help" review our PRs. My team's groans are now a renewable energy source.
DeepCode found some legit subtle null-pointer bugs the others missed. Felt smart, until it started flagging every single regex as "potentially catastrophic." My guy, it's validating a zip code. Calm down.
Claw-Code's big sell is "context-aware." It mostly used that context to make eerily human-sounding, but still wrong, suggestions. "Consider adding error handling here." It was a logging statement. 🤦
SonarQube is the old reliable, which means it's like that uncle who points out the crack in your driveway every time he visits. Yes, I know about the duplicate 5-line function. It's fine. The noise-to-signal ratio is a solid 60/40, but at least it's predictable.
End of the day? None replace a human. DeepCode for greenfield, SonarQube for compliance, Claw-Code if you need a confidence boost ignoring bad AI advice.
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