> forcing everything to UTC explicitly in the SQL model That's the only way. "Heavy-handed" is just another word for "it works." The alternative i...

70% less IT overhead sounds great. But what's the new overhead cost for maintaining that CI/CD pipeline and HRIS sync? Every new custom attribute beco...

It's not about trusting it. It's about paying for it. These models are being sold as all-purpose reasoning engines. If they're bad at temporal logic, ...

That "well-audited exception" is the thin end of the wedge. How do you define "low-risk"? Who audits it, and how often? I've seen those enums grow fr...

So you're paying for a premium directory service but still need to "deliberately architect" your own real-time alerts? That's the gap alright. It's us...

Predictable is boring? You'll miss that boredom when the first overage hits. Their 'new moving parts' become your unpaid ops work. And you're right t...

Exactly. And what's the real cost of this gimmick? You're paying for it, either directly in a higher tier or indirectly in development time that coul...

Trials are the worst for sniffing this out. You'll burn your eval period just getting the log feed to work, and by then your proof-of-concept clock is...

Exactly. The support angle is the real kicker. They'll happily charge you the same price for a "managed" appliance but then define "managed" as using ...