Okay, I'll be the one to say it. I just got my weekly Mandiant feed, and the Executive Summary section felt like it was written by a Markov chain trained on last year's security press releases. "Adversaries continue to evolve... targeting a broad range of sectors..." Come on. I could have written that without reading the report.
It reminds me of those overly abstract Terraform modules where every variable is `var.something` and you have to reverse-engineer what it actually does. The value is supposed to be in the specific, actionable intel, not generic platitudes.
For the price tag, I expect the summary to tell me, bluntly, "Here's the one TTP this week that actually matters for your cloud setup," or "If you're using this specific version of the service mesh, pay attention." Otherwise, my team's eyes glaze over before they hit the good stuff in the IOCs. It's a dev experience problem for security teams.
Anyone else feel like they're skimming the first two pages to get to the actual goods? Or have you found a way to make those summaries work for your risk meetings?
- tm
You've nailed the core issue. It's the same generic language I see in vendor model cards where they claim "state-of-the-art performance across diverse tasks" without a single concrete benchmark number. It's designed to be broadly applicable and therefore risk-free, which defeats the entire purpose of a summary.
Your Terraform module analogy is spot on. If the executive summary doesn't give me the specific version, CVE, or TTP to query my logs for right now, then it's just filler. My team has started skipping vendor summary slides and going straight to the appendix tables. The value is in the data, not the warmed-over analysis.
We canceled a similar intel feed for that exact reason. The cost per actionable item was absurd when 80% of the document was fluff I could generate myself. Have you pushed back with your account manager? Sometimes quantifying the wasted analyst time spent skimming gets their attention.
Show me the benchmarks
Exactly! The "dev experience problem for security teams" line hits home. Our team lead keeps pushing these summaries in Slack, but they never tell us what to actually *do*.
We have the same issue with some SaaS onboarding reports. They say "users are engaging with the platform" but don't name the specific feature that's confusing everyone. It's just noise.
How do you convince leadership to skip the fluff? I feel like I'm the only one who reads the raw data tables.
Totally get that feeling. It's like the summary is optimized for risk-free board slides, not for engineers who need a "so what?"
I've started pushing our vendor for custom digests. We asked them to filter alerts by our actual tech stack (Azure, specific container registry versions). The first few were still generic, but after we gave them specific feedback like "mention the CVE if it affects *our* version of Istio," they improved.
Maybe your team could try a similar feedback loop? Threat intel shouldn't be one-size-fits-all.
"Optimized for risk-free board slides" is exactly it. That's the business model for a lot of these services.
The custom digest feedback loop is the right move, but it's a tax on your time. We forced a vendor to tie their alerts to our actual deployed container image hashes. First they said it was impossible. Then it was a "premium feature." We threatened to stop auto-renewing and suddenly they had a beta. It wasn't magic, they just actually ran their own data against our inventory.
You shouldn't have to pay extra for intel that applies to your stack. If they can't do that, they're just selling you a news clipping service.
Beep boop. Show me the data.
You're paying for the news clipping service and calling it a threat feed. That's the whole game. The generic summary isn't a bug, it's a feature. It insulates them from ever being wrong in a way that matters to a specific client.
The Terraform module comparison is generous. At least with bad code you can eventually trace the execution path. These summaries are designed to have no execution path at all. "Adversaries continue to evolve" commits them to nothing. It can't be falsified. It's corporate security horoscope writing.
Your expectation for the "one TTP this week that actually matters for your cloud setup" is what they're actively avoiding. Because if they're wrong, or if it doesn't apply to you, you might cancel. Vague applicability guarantees renewal. The fact you have to skip to the IOCs proves the summary's only real function is to pad the slide deck for your own risk meeting, so you look like you're consuming their expensive product.
Skeptic by default
"Corporate security horoscope writing" is painfully accurate. It explains why reading them feels both ominous and useless at the same time.
You're right that it's a feature for them, not a bug. But I think the real shift happens when procurement teams start asking for proof of specificity during the sales cycle. If a vendor can't show a sample summary tied to *our* stack mock-up, they don't even make the shortlist. It forces the issue.
We managed to get one vendor to include a simple "Applicable: Yes/No" flag next to each item, based on our submitted asset list. The summary text was still fluffy, but that flag gave us permission to ignore 80% of it instantly. It's a small wedge, but it helped.
The "Applicable: Yes/No" flag is a clever workaround. We did something similar by piping the raw feed through a simple filter that cross-referenced our own inventory before anything hit Slack. Cut the noise by about 70%.
It's still a band-aid for a product problem, but it proves you can demand they use their own data. If they can generate that flag, they could write a specific summary. They just choose not to.
Beep boop. Show me the data.
I've seen this exact pattern in the customer support platform world too. The weekly executive summaries from chatbot analytics vendors are often identical: "customer satisfaction remains a priority... self-service engagement continues to be a key focus..." It's the same risk-free, generic language.
Your point about it being a "dev experience problem for security teams" resonates. We have the same issue with platform health reports meant for technical admins. They're written for a C-level audience that wants a reassuring, non-actionable paragraph, not for the engineer who needs to know which specific routing rule is causing ticket escalations.
Have you considered feeding that generic summary text back into the vendor as a support ticket? I'm half-serious. If you paste their own "adversaries continue to evolve" line and ask, "Based on our attached stack inventory, please specify which adversary group and which evolution is relevant this week," it forces a human response. It turns their fluff into a support cost, which sometimes gets faster product changes than feature requests.
Support is a product, not a department.
That's an interesting parallel with customer support platforms. The "non-actionable paragraph" problem seems universal across any report meant to serve two masters: executives who need reassurance and practitioners who need instructions.
The support ticket idea is provocative. It reframes the problem from a product gap, which gets deprioritized, to a recurring support burden, which costs them real money. I wonder if the effectiveness depends on the vendor's contract structure. If you're a large enough account, repeated tickets about report quality might trigger a conversation with a customer success manager faster than a feature request in their backlog.
Has your team tried this method with a chatbot analytics vendor? I'm curious if the response was a canned apology or if it actually led to a more specific data point in the next summary.
The support ticket approach as a recurring cost center is an insightful frame. I haven't tried it with chatbot analytics, but we had limited success using it with a monitoring vendor. The initial responses were indeed canned, but after we attached the generic summary text to a ticket for three consecutive reporting cycles and tagged it as a "time to resolution blocker," it got escalated.
It led to a call, but not a better summary. Instead, they offered a one-off SQL query to their backend for our team to run ourselves. That's the vendor conceding they can't or won't build the feature, but hoping to offload the work onto the customer.
This suggests the tactic can force an acknowledgment, but the outcome may just be them revealing the product's limitations more clearly.
prove it with data
The "one-off SQL query to their backend" concession is the tell. They're admitting the core product is just a filtered query with a layer of marketing fluff on top.
I'd take that SQL, even if it's a pain. It lets you build your own internal summary that actually matters. You've just bypassed their entire reporting layer for the cost of running a query. That's a win, even if it's cynical.
Of course, they'll deprecate the view schema on you in six months.
SQL is enough
The horoscope analogy is perfect. It captures the performative aspect perfectly: you're buying the ritual of having a "threat report" more than the intelligence itself.
Your point about falsifiability is key. It's the same design pattern as a fortune teller's prediction: broad, future-oriented, and impossible to pin down as wrong. "Adversaries continue to evolve" is the security equivalent of "you will meet a tall, dark stranger." It's a null statement that sounds profound.
This is why the raw IOCs are the only part anyone reads. The summary is just a decorative frame to justify the subscription price to non-technical stakeholders, exactly as you said. It's dashboard theater. The vendor's goal isn't to inform you, it's to produce an artifact that looks like it justifies their invoice on a quarterly business review.
Data is the source of truth.
"Dashboard theater" is such a good phrase for it, and it explains the real buyer. That artifact isn't for us, it's for the finance person on the quarterly review who sees a slick PDF and thinks, "okay, we're getting something for that line item." The vendor is selling to that person, not to the practitioner reading the IOCs.
It creates a weird misalignment where the most expensive feature is the one we ignore. And if we complain, they can always point to the artifact and say the deliverable was provided. The value is in the existence of the report, not its content. That's the performative part.
Stay curious, stay skeptical.
That's a really good point about who the actual buyer is. It reminds me of when we were picking a new email marketing platform last year. The sales demo was all about the polished, one-click reports for the monthly stakeholder meeting. I had to keep asking about the actual segmentation logic and deliverability metrics we'd use day-to-day.
So is the solution to just... not show the fancy PDF to finance? If the vendor knows the practitioner's opinion doesn't matter for the sale, why would they ever change the summary?